Mir, seriously?

Can anyone explain to me what in the name of GOD Mir has on his chest? It looks like a statue of an old man with a toothbrush up his anus? Is that really what it is? The most disturbing thing is Mir’s expression. He looks perplexed as to how this old man with item up his anus got on his chest in the first place, but does not seem particularly alarmed by its presence. He appears resigned to his fate. 
‘I am a pretty boy with double eye lids’? Really, Mir? Is that really the message this picture conveys? Your oddball behaviour is definitely what endeared me to you in the first place, and don't get me wrong, I'm partial to a bit of anality in the name of humour, but I'm worried that this sort of thing might land you in trouble with your manager hyungs. It's not quite as bad as Eli tweeting pictures of kids in urinals but whatever, Ogre Thighs can go to jail for all I care. 
Maknae, back in the creche. We need to have words.